Super Hero: ObamaOverman
He creates hope out of nothing!
He mesmerizes the masses!
He leaps over issues with a single bound!
He befriends an American terrorist (William Ayers, member of the Weather Underground) and poses as patriotic!
He is troubled by abortion, but favors no law that would restrict it in any way and receives a perfect score from NARAL!
He attends a black separatist church for twenty years and only notices it when the press gets wind of the bile!